Gift Guides

I’m a niche person with niche interests. And I’m not just saying that to be unique. I know this to be true by the response I get from the general public. That’s why I’m excellent at putting together gift guides for niche people. You’ll find those here.

Gift Guide for a Witchy Weedhead

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a big giant sack of weed.  On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, two giant sacks of weed.  On the third day of Christmas… you know what, I think you know where this is going.  Behold, my wonderful, witchy, wistful, weird, and womanly weedheads, today’s gift guide is for you and your holistic crystal loving friends.  DRAM Dose CBD

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Gift Guide for Your Fit Stoner Friend

Dashing through the snow in a brand new pair of shoes, the fitness stoner goes running this afternoon. The thirst is very strong for a freshly packed up bong but first it’s time to sweat it out I cannot finish this song. Today’s gift guide is for the fit stoners in your life. As they “bravely” defy cannabis stigma by using the plant to enhance their active lifestyles. Stigma Sportsbra I’ve already sung the praises

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Gift Guide for Your Chic Stoner Auntie

Jingle bells, Batman smells, your aunt is fucking high. She was going to write a song but her pipe is still outside. So go get it for her will you? With the holidays approaching, I thought it would be prudent to share some great ideas for gifts for your favorite stoner. Today I’ve got 5 awesome gifts perfect for that fashionable, stylish, chic cannabis user in your life. The one who kind of flies under the

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Gift Guide for a Witchy Weedhead

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a big giant sack of weed.  On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, two giant sacks of weed.  On the third day of Christmas… you know what, I think you know where this is going.  Behold, my wonderful, witchy, wistful, weird, and womanly weedheads, today’s gift guide is for you and your holistic crystal loving friends.  DRAM Dose CBD

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Gift Guide for Your Fit Stoner Friend

Dashing through the snow in a brand new pair of shoes, the fitness stoner goes running this afternoon. The thirst is very strong for a freshly packed up bong but first it’s time to sweat it out I cannot finish this song. Today’s gift guide is for the fit stoners in your life. As they “bravely” defy cannabis stigma by using the plant to enhance their active lifestyles. Stigma Sportsbra I’ve already sung the praises

Read More »

Gift Guide for Your Chic Stoner Auntie

Jingle bells, Batman smells, your aunt is fucking high. She was going to write a song but her pipe is still outside. So go get it for her will you? With the holidays approaching, I thought it would be prudent to share some great ideas for gifts for your favorite stoner. Today I’ve got 5 awesome gifts perfect for that fashionable, stylish, chic cannabis user in your life. The one who kind of flies under the

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