Non Edible Cannabis Products/Reviews/Tips

Looking for my thoughts on papers, bongs, vapes, and other cannabis paraphernalia that aren’t edibles or infusion products? You’ve come to the right place.

Valentine’s Day Gifts For Stoners

I’m not going to lie and pretend that Valentine’s day is something I actually care about because I don’t. Like most holidays, it’s another day to me. I’m like a thousand times more excited for the day the community pool opens in the spring than I am about Valentine’s Day. Yet, I’m not going to leave you high and dry this V-day. I have some fantastic ideas for a stoney valentine’s day. Also, my winter

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Holiday Cards for Stoners

I have a love/hate relationship with greeting cards. I love getting them in the mail but tbh, as soon as I open it I think, how soon is too soon to toss this? I digitize them before tossing, I’m not made of ice (more like slush). I also display them on an old whiteboard rigged with wire and binder clips until they’re visibly out of season. However, I will continue to send them as often

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Gift Guide for a Travel-Loving Stoner

I know LAX just made headlines with their new cannabis policy (you can take it with you), but in my experience, that’s been the case at a lot of airports in the United States…if you’re not a total jackass and agents aren’t profiling you because of your skin color. The big thing is to hide it in plain sight. Like when I was still smoking cigarettes and slipped a couple of painstakingly rolled joints into

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Gift Guide for an Activist Stoner

I don’t have a silly parody today for you. But I do have a few gift ideas for your stoner friends who are vocal about injustice and inequality. They’re probably a little harder to shop for because they probably object materialism, capitalism, and are actively boycotting multiple companies and organizations. Kind of hard to shop for these dedicated activists. Thankfully I’m here, and I’ve got some ideas on how to treat them right this holiday

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Gift Guide for Cannanerds

Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but this DND is keeping my eyes full, and since there’s no place to go, let the dice roll let it roll let it roll.  Today’s #stonergiftguide is for the nerdy stoners you know and love. This is a hard and very specific type of person to shop for and it was very apparent that there’s not a whole lot of crossover between a traditional nerd and the stoner community.

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Gift Guide for a Witchy Weedhead

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a big giant sack of weed.  On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, two giant sacks of weed.  On the third day of Christmas… you know what, I think you know where this is going.  Behold, my wonderful, witchy, wistful, weird, and womanly weedheads, today’s gift guide is for you and your holistic crystal loving friends.  DRAM Dose CBD

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Gift Guide for Your Fit Stoner Friend

Dashing through the snow in a brand new pair of shoes, the fitness stoner goes running this afternoon. The thirst is very strong for a freshly packed up bong but first it’s time to sweat it out I cannot finish this song. Today’s gift guide is for the fit stoners in your life. As they “bravely” defy cannabis stigma by using the plant to enhance their active lifestyles. Stigma Sportsbra I’ve already sung the praises

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Gift Guide for Your Chic Stoner Auntie

Jingle bells, Batman smells, your aunt is fucking high. She was going to write a song but her pipe is still outside. So go get it for her will you? With the holidays approaching, I thought it would be prudent to share some great ideas for gifts for your favorite stoner. Today I’ve got 5 awesome gifts perfect for that fashionable, stylish, chic cannabis user in your life. The one who kind of flies under the

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The Problem with Plants Over Pills

I have a bone to pick with the cannabis industry, especially the influencers and educators. As we collectively work together to help end the stigma a lot of cannabis users face, it’s important not to transfer that stigma to other groups of people. Yet, every single day that I log in to my various social networks, I see at least one person touting the “plants over pills” rhetoric. I’m going to be blunt about this

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How to Translate Your Cannabis Business to Instagram

One struggle all businesses have, in the cannabis space or not, is trying to figure out how to visually translate their brand into an Instagram friendly format. As a cannabis or cannadjacent business, you have additional struggles with censorship, making it even more important for you to think outside the box when it comes to using Instagram to connect with potential customers and lovers of your product. In this article, I’m going to cover some

Read More »

Valentine’s Day Gifts For Stoners

I’m not going to lie and pretend that Valentine’s day is something I actually care about because I don’t. Like most holidays, it’s another day to me. I’m like a thousand times more excited for the day the community pool opens in the spring than I am about Valentine’s Day. Yet, I’m not going to leave you high and dry this V-day. I have some fantastic ideas for a stoney valentine’s day. Also, my winter

Read More »

Holiday Cards for Stoners

I have a love/hate relationship with greeting cards. I love getting them in the mail but tbh, as soon as I open it I think, how soon is too soon to toss this? I digitize them before tossing, I’m not made of ice (more like slush). I also display them on an old whiteboard rigged with wire and binder clips until they’re visibly out of season. However, I will continue to send them as often

Read More »

Gift Guide for a Travel-Loving Stoner

I know LAX just made headlines with their new cannabis policy (you can take it with you), but in my experience, that’s been the case at a lot of airports in the United States…if you’re not a total jackass and agents aren’t profiling you because of your skin color. The big thing is to hide it in plain sight. Like when I was still smoking cigarettes and slipped a couple of painstakingly rolled joints into

Read More »

Gift Guide for an Activist Stoner

I don’t have a silly parody today for you. But I do have a few gift ideas for your stoner friends who are vocal about injustice and inequality. They’re probably a little harder to shop for because they probably object materialism, capitalism, and are actively boycotting multiple companies and organizations. Kind of hard to shop for these dedicated activists. Thankfully I’m here, and I’ve got some ideas on how to treat them right this holiday

Read More »

Gift Guide for Cannanerds

Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but this DND is keeping my eyes full, and since there’s no place to go, let the dice roll let it roll let it roll.  Today’s #stonergiftguide is for the nerdy stoners you know and love. This is a hard and very specific type of person to shop for and it was very apparent that there’s not a whole lot of crossover between a traditional nerd and the stoner community.

Read More »

Gift Guide for a Witchy Weedhead

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a big giant sack of weed.  On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, two giant sacks of weed.  On the third day of Christmas… you know what, I think you know where this is going.  Behold, my wonderful, witchy, wistful, weird, and womanly weedheads, today’s gift guide is for you and your holistic crystal loving friends.  DRAM Dose CBD

Read More »

Gift Guide for Your Fit Stoner Friend

Dashing through the snow in a brand new pair of shoes, the fitness stoner goes running this afternoon. The thirst is very strong for a freshly packed up bong but first it’s time to sweat it out I cannot finish this song. Today’s gift guide is for the fit stoners in your life. As they “bravely” defy cannabis stigma by using the plant to enhance their active lifestyles. Stigma Sportsbra I’ve already sung the praises

Read More »

Gift Guide for Your Chic Stoner Auntie

Jingle bells, Batman smells, your aunt is fucking high. She was going to write a song but her pipe is still outside. So go get it for her will you? With the holidays approaching, I thought it would be prudent to share some great ideas for gifts for your favorite stoner. Today I’ve got 5 awesome gifts perfect for that fashionable, stylish, chic cannabis user in your life. The one who kind of flies under the

Read More »

The Problem with Plants Over Pills

I have a bone to pick with the cannabis industry, especially the influencers and educators. As we collectively work together to help end the stigma a lot of cannabis users face, it’s important not to transfer that stigma to other groups of people. Yet, every single day that I log in to my various social networks, I see at least one person touting the “plants over pills” rhetoric. I’m going to be blunt about this

Read More »

How to Translate Your Cannabis Business to Instagram

One struggle all businesses have, in the cannabis space or not, is trying to figure out how to visually translate their brand into an Instagram friendly format. As a cannabis or cannadjacent business, you have additional struggles with censorship, making it even more important for you to think outside the box when it comes to using Instagram to connect with potential customers and lovers of your product. In this article, I’m going to cover some

Read More »